Christmas Horrors: Volume 1 (Full Album + Bonus Tracks)

Christmas has never sounded like this. There are just so many traditional Christmas songs, its about time the holiday got some new ones to enjoy!

Christmas Horrors: Volume 1 is a collection of dark-humor, high-energy holiday anthems that flip the traditional Christmas spirit upside down, shake it by the ankles, and laugh as the ornaments hit the floor. If you love heavy riffs, sarcastic lyrics, punchy hooks, and wildly creative storytelling, this is your new favorite holiday album! Featuring 12 amazing songs and 4 bonus tracks, you will be headbanging and singing (all the way) to and through Christmas season.

This isn’t just music — it’s a full-blown Cinematic Christmas Apocalypse in audio form.

These tracks blend:

• Addictive, arena-sized hooks
• Dark comedy & clever lyrics
• Heavy guitars, bass-driven grooves, and industrial edge
• Cinematic storytelling and unforgettable characters

This album is perfect for:
✔ Fans of hard rock, nu-metal, pop-punk, and alternative Christmas music
✔ Anyone tired of hearing the same 6 Christmas songs on repeat
✔ People with a slightly twisted sense of humor
✔ Anyone who wants the holidays to feel a little less Hallmark and a little more havoc

Whether you’re blasting it at a Christmas party, using it as a writing playlist, or just need a soundtrack for wrapping presents while laughing at the absurdity of the season — Christmas Horrors: Volume 1 delivers!